Orgy - Fiend

Hmm.. I think all women should feel like this all the time.... LOL....

(Yes I know there is a typo in my screen name and its cracking me up)

AH, such blood flow, I feel A-L-I-V-E. :) I took an aphrodesiac, and ordered 50 Shades of Grey. Yes I heard it was awful, not how BDSM actually works, and never should be done that way, but it was like 10 bucks for all 3 books.... -shrugs- Can't go wrong buying books? Especially naughty books to entertain me while I am boyfriendless. Sigh. Not even sure I want to engage in the sex with anyone. Ever. I really -dread- when things start going that way. I feel like a Sex Ed teacher getting by sexually with Vague sensual Roleplay posts. But Im wanting someone serious and close for the holidays. I never have anyone. I never did. Im starting to think someone cursed me.

Asexual, and used to being a Man, and Bisexual, into other men for the most part. But hey! We reincarnate, and are sometimes, miserable. Bisexual men are like my favorite people. My kind. Lol.

And Im just going to elaborate on that for awhile.

Men today are so fucking lucky. They dont get pregnant. People are all like, if you dont want babies, dont have sex. So like, its ok for men to have sex? Who are they then having sex with? o_O
Anyway -- more interesting, they have texting and internet these days. Last time I was a man on this planet, I think the landline telephone was SPOKEN of, but not invented yet, and we probably still had fucking carriages. lol. And letters, and seals, and all of that. So my masculine side is PISSED that you guys are texting some poor woman at 3 am for a booty call. God.

And ALSO, just type in something Accidently on the internet and you see all kinds of breastasiss and more ... PORNAGRAPHY..just accidently..women showing their bodies for Free. Like what the hell did I have??? Nothing like this, and Dammit Im mad. "cheerleader outfit slip ups" in your face. And some anorexic bitch eating a big mac. Wtf?!!!!!!!!! Really tired of this over marketing and abuse of the female form. Good thing we're men and we can handle it.

God...Wheres the Pornagrafairy :) I want to see that....